The Chicago Chess Contingent
is a private "club".
To become a member of the Chicago Chess Contingent you must meet at least 1 of the following 3 criteria:
1) Live within a 100 mile
radius of the city of Chicago
2) Be a diehard fan of the Chicago Bears
3) Be an off-line friend of the team captain …and grovel
* Any and all Green Bay Packer fans who live within the 100 miles radius need not apply. And in light of recent events that goes for Detroit Lions fans too.
**In order to verify your loyalty to the Chicago Bears you will be administered a test containing true or false, multiple choice, and essay questions. This is also necessary in order to identify any Green Bay fans attempting to infiltrate our "club".
***I’m serious. I don’t care if we’re really friends. Send me a PM that contains some groveling or move to Chicago.
In the spirit of the city of Chicago, upper management is currently considering allowing die hard fans of Blues Music
to join the team. Even though this is yet to be determined, I will entertain enquires from all Blues fans and make decisions on a case by case basis.
Anyone who is qualified to join and wants to do so should message me:ArtistDude