[Event "Stanley Random Chess: Stanley Random Chess League XII"] [Site "SchemingMind.com"] [Date "2021.02.03"] [Round "-"] [White "Clive Everill"] [Black "JPT"] [Result "1-0"] [Variant "stanleyrandom"] [WhiteCountry "CZE"] [BlackCountry "INT"] [WhiteElo "1950"] [WhiteRD "128"] [BlackElo "1991"] [BlackRD "106"] [GameID "707872"] 1. e4 { Clive Everill: hello again, J :) I'm looking, with Stan's dubious help, to boost my ratings even more after squashing Squib! :) All the best! } 1... Nf6 { JPT: Hi Clive, shame your RD is just too high or you would be the number 1 in the top player list. } 2. Bd3 { Clive Everill: I know...perhaps I need to play more...and win? :) } 2... e5 { JPT: winning would help :) } 3. Nf3 Qe7 4. a3 Qb4 5. axb4 { Clive Everill: that's my Stan! :D } 5... d6 { JPT: Do you have Golden balls as well ? } 6. Nc3 { Clive Everill: it's just the way I walk... } 6... g6 { JPT: it must be my turn for some stanley assistance, stanley stanley stanley is the best hooray } 7. Rxa7 { Clive Everill: I fear Stan likes hero worship... } 7... c6 { JPT: its like that film beetlejuice, if you say his name 3 times } { JPT: Stanley how could you ...... } 8. Ba6 { Clive Everill: just to crank up the suspense! :) } 8... bxa6 { JPT: yes you really are stans favourite child } 9. Rxa8 { Clive Everill: now I see...the bishop had to be sacrificed to gain the rook! Why didn't I think of that??!! :) } 9... Nfd7 { JPT: its all part of my cunning plan, now the rook is trapped } 10. d4 { Clive Everill: I need to make some room! } 10... Bb7 11. Rxb8+ Nxb8 12. Na4 Nd7 { JPT: it would be nice if stan placed your knight on b6 now for me } 13. O-O { Clive Everill: Stan did exactly as I advised him - the synergy is working :) } 13... Bg7 { JPT: my chance will come at some point i know it } 14. dxe5 Bxe5 15. Kh1 f5 16. Nxe5 dxe5 17. Bh6 Nf6 18. Qd7+ Kxd7 { JPT: perhaps my chance } 19. Ra1 { Clive Everill: yes, Stan has a nasty way of turning his affections! } 19... Nh5 { JPT: I prefer to think it is my classical refined training kicking in :D } 20. Rd1+ { Clive Everill: time for mine ;-) } 20... Kc7 { JPT: maybe time for a rook gift ? } 21. Rd2 { Clive Everill: nah! :) (phew!) - imagine, watching that scene, OTB, as Stan touches the rook!! Kicking him under the table...'Don't you dare!' :) } 21... g5 { JPT: Stan has a nice way of leading us on } 22. Bxg5 fxe4 23. Nc5 Nf4 24. Rd7+ { Clive Everill: all going to plan...for now :) } 24... Kc8 { JPT: not for me } 25. Rxb7 h6 26. Bxf4 exf4 27. Rb6 Kc7 { JPT: come on stan give me a chance } 28. c4 { Clive Everill: Stan is so generous :) } 28... Kd6 { JPT: lets see } 29. Nxa6 { Clive Everill: well, that was the chance :) } 29... Rd8 { JPT: come on stan be nice } 30. h3 { Clive Everill: opening the back door, just in case :) } 30... Rh8 { JPT: well makes sense } 31. c5+ { Clive Everill: all going to plan...keep your head, Stan :) } 31... Kd5 32. Nc7+ Kc4 33. Ne6 Re8 { JPT: Time for some JPT magic } 34. Nxf4 { Clive Everill: well, my knight made that pawn disappear - was that magical enough? :) } 34... e3 { JPT: Not many people know this but just before his death Bobby Fischer helped refine the coding behind the algorithms that check the moves. They say that the Star moves now have even more of a propensity to lure a man with a big ego into thinking that they have an easy victory only to have that illusion shatter when it is snatched away right at the last minute. } 35. b3+ { Clive Everill: and if I was Anish Giri, I'd be looking for a draw! :) However, rumour has it, that Kasparov even refined Fischer's code & match his own ego - and I have found it! :) } 35... Kxb3 { JPT: Please please please see some sense....Kasparov's ego is like a baby spitting out its dummy compared to Fischer's. If you want my advise you should take a leaf out of Giri's book and offer a draw or even better gracefully resign like Spassky to save yourself the humiliation that Stan will more than likely inflict on you. } 36. Nd3 { Clive Everill: even if I was like Tony Miles, crippled with severe back pain, lying on a table & making my moves, I'd have no draw to offer! Pain is coming you way, my friend - courtesy of Stan :) } 36... Rf8 { JPT: I like pain especially un pain au chocolat if Stan sends me one I will be most happy:) Mixing english and french words en, I fear that the stress of our SRC games are getting to you. Probably you should have followed morphy's law and and retired when you landed butter side down on your 22nd birthday. } 37. fxe3 { Clive Everill: when I were a young lad, we wuz too poor to even have butter! 10 of us, livin' in a shoe! An' we wuz 'appy :) } 37... Kc4 { JPT: shoe shoe oh we used to dream of living in a shoe.... (love that monty p sketch) 😃 } 38. Rxc6 { Clive Everill: :) me too } 38... Kxd3 39. b5 Kxe3 40. Rxh6 Kf4 41. b6 Kg3 42. Rg6+ { Clive Everill: thank you, Stan! :) } 42... Kf4 43. c6 Kf5 44. Rd6 Kf4 45. Rg6 Kf5 46. Rd6 Kf4 { JPT: draw through repetition ? } 47. c7 Kg3 48. Rg6+ Kf4 49. b7 { Clive Everill: no draw coming here :) } 49... Re8 { JPT: true :( } 50. c8=Q Rxc8 { JPT: come on stan } 51. bxc8=Q { Clive Everill: and now, the end is near :) } 51... Ke3 { JPT: tis just a flesh wound.... } 52. Qa6 { Clive Everill: wot ya gonna do! Bite me ankles?! :D } 52... Kd4 { JPT: :D } { Squibber: All it needs is a wooly sock. } 53. Rg4+ Ke3 54. Qa3+ Kd2 55. Rd4+ Ke1 { JPT: so stan can I put in an order for queen f3 please (assuming my king goes to e1) } 56. Qe3+ { Clive Everill: no can do :) } 56... Kf1 { JPT: come on stanley any rook move except d1 or f4 } 57. Rf4# { Clive Everill: didn't prolong your pain :) } { JPT: well played sir, one a piece for us ;) } 1-0