[Event "Chicken Chess: Cluck cluck"] [Site "SchemingMind.com"] [Date "2006.01.06"] [Round "-"] [White "racy"] [Black "Archr"] [Result "0-1"] [Variant "chicken"] [WhiteCountry "USA"] [BlackCountry "USA"] [WhiteElo "1730"] [WhiteRD "77"] [BlackElo "1775"] [BlackRD "146"] [GameID "35325"] 1. g3 { racy: How's this for a new year treat! } 1... b6 { Archr: What have I done?! There's no time! } 2. Bh3 { racy: There's plenty of time :) } 2... Kxd7 { Archr: Lets get rid my royal heiroglyphic. (I am using the Chinese set for Chicken - Kung Pao Chicken.) } 3. Bxd7 { racy: My king looks like Colonel Sanders. Do you want your queen original or extra crispy? } 3... Qxc8 { Archr: Your king looks like a stick figure at a deep fat fryer! So I'll take extra crispy. ... Yes, I'll take fries with that ... no I don't want a drink. } 4. Nh3 { racy: I think I'm going to NEED a drink! } 4... Bxh3 5. Kf1 Bxf1 6. Rxf1 exf1=Q { Archr: poop! I forgot that was a pawn. } 7. Na3 { racy: Poop?! My back yard is full of chicken poop! But a queen? Gizzards! } 7... Qxd2 { Archr: Default! I didn't notice the promo choice. I thought it was a bishop. :( } 8. Nxc2 { racy: Oh no! What do we do in a case like this? I know all about mispromotions. I think we just have to carry on, don't we? My long rang projections (!) suspect you won't have 3 queens for long. } 8... Qxc2 { Archr: thats right! carry on. and i agree i won't have just 3 queens for long... } 9. Rxc1 { Archr: it may have worked out ok for me 'cause you got the bonus queen } 9... bxc1=K 10. Qxf2 { racy: Oh, big bonus... } 10... cxb6 11. fxg8=N Bxe7 12. Qxb6 Rxa7 13. Nxe7 { racy: You can get lost easily trying to plan ahead. } 13... Kxc2 { Archr: Yep. Just pick one. Odds are better. :) } 14. Qxh8 { racy: I just played this out and I won. Wonder if it will reall happen? } 14... Rxe7 { Archr: forced. } { Archr: good question... i will endeavor to provide a negatory answer to the query. } 15. Qxg7 { racy: coerced } { Archr: Now freedom! } 15... a1=N 16. Qxa1 { racy: Thank you for this adventure. } 16... Kb3 { Archr: Every game of chicken is an adventure! and you are quite welcome. } 17. Qxb3 0-1